today my mom didnt wake up at 7am like she usually does to pack my lunch into my american gladiators lunch box. i think she had a little to much fun at happy hour the night before. the thought of nitro being all alone really bothered me so i decided to pack my own lunch that day because i didnt have any money to by school lunch.
i made a pbj sandwich and put soda in my American gladiators thermous. nitro looked happy after i put orange soda in there. when i got to school i sat down with the usual crew of friends (imaginary) and oepend my lunch box. when i was opening my thermous it exploded. lots of soda got on bobby swanson who was sitting at the table next to me and he did not like that one bit.
bobby came over to me and said he would make me a deal. he told me if i agreed to let him draw on my face with permanent marker he would not beat me up. i have learned that when someone makes you a deal to good to be true you take it. i agreed.
when i went back to class the teacher was not very happy and she sent me to the nurses office to have my face washed. when i went to the bathroom to look in the mirror i saw that bobby had klevery connected my freckles like a connect the dots to make a giant PP on my face. i did not see what the big deal was but i went to the nurses office anyway. it turns out that permanent marker does not come off your face very easily and that i would have to wait until my skin replaced itself said nurse henry. she told me that it happens every 2 weeks so that i would have to live with it until then. when my mom saw what was on my face that night she cried. i dont think its that bad tho.