Sunday, October 21, 2007

the lie

at lunch i usually eat at my table with my imaginary friends. today bobby swanson sat down and told me that i wasnt born but that i was hatched from an egg in the suers. at first i didnt believe him but then he made some very good arguments like pointing out my webbed feet and my bald spots. that night i asked my mother about the issue after she got home from happy hour. she told me that she wished i was never born. at least she didnt say hatched. i think bobby was lying.

the next day at school i told bobby that he was lying and he beat me up badly. i went to class with a black eye and everyone asked what happened. not wanting to get my ass kicked more by bobby i told them that my dad had punched me in the face because i wouldnt get him another beer while he was watching nascar. it turns out that that was the wrong thing to tell everyone.

i got called into the principels office. he was sitting there with the counseler and they were both asking if i had ever been touched by my parents. i didnt know what they were talking about, so i said yes… because who hasnt been touched by their parents? it wasnt until a little while later i think i figured out they weren’t talking about normal touching.

a poliece officer came also and asked if my father had ever done this before. not wanting to get in more trouble than i already did i told him the only thing i could think of….. and that was yes. my mother was called and came to pick me up. she told to the officers and medical workers the truth that my dad had left when i was 6. i got in a lot of trouble for fibbing.

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