so this haloween i dressed up as nitro (my favorite hero of all time). i went trick or treating with ryan and got lots of candy. this one guy answered the door in a towel and told me that he had candy in his bedroom and that i should come get it. i almost did it but good thing i learned my lesson about going with a stranger for candy when i got kidnapped by that man downtown. i probably should have gone because he seemed like a good person and he said he had twix. i love twix. oh well.
on my way back ryan and i got stopped by bobby swanson and his friends. they were all dressed like ghosts with white pointed hoods on their heads. they were really scary. i asked how they were and instead of answering me they just took all of my candy and hit me in the face with a brick. luckily when i woke up bobby was getting beat up by a bunch of kids dressed up like the night (they were all black). they gave me my candy back and helped me back to my house. i liked them.
at home my mom asked me how trick or treating went. i told her everything went fine until she noticed the imprint of brick on my face. good thing she was too drunk to ask me if i was ok because she just went directly to her room. i love my mom.