well i tried my plan and it didnt go like i thought it would. here is what happened…
that morning i tried to pp in nitro but it didnt work because i peed the bed that night and i couldnt make any more potty. i was very mad but then i remembered i tried my moms brown drink before that she keeps on top of the icebox (it looks like pp). it tasted exactly like pee. i know because i have tasted pee before because bobby held me down and peed in my mouth once! i dont know why my mom would keep such a gross drink in the house but i figured it would probably have the same affect as pee on a human.
i put a lot of my moms brown drink in nitro. that morning i got on the bus and went to school and then to the lunch room. bobby was already sitting with his best friend (who lives in a trailer with his 8 brothers and sisters) named billy. there is a rumor going around the town that his dad has entercorse with his horses but i dont believe everything i see on youtube.
anyway i managed to get to bobbys oj after i placed a $10 bill i stole from my mom on the ground right by the lunchroom window and they both saw it. they ran after it and faught eachother for the $10 while i dumped nitro into his drink. after they were done fighting billy was crying and lieng on the ground. bobby ran inside to eat the rest of his breakfast really fast because he knew the principle was coming to get him. a crowd of kids and teachers was coming outside to see what was going on.
bobby drank his drink really fast and ate his breakfast when the pinrsiple got to the lunch room. i was very sad because bobby didnt even seem to notice the pee in his oj. i was ready to give up on my plan when the most amazing thing happened.
30 minutes later i was walking to my next class and i went outside and police mens were all over! i ran to see what was going on and they had bobby on the ground and sprayed him with mase right in his eyes! bobby started screaming for the cops to go to h e duble hockey sticks, and then one of the poliece men took out a club and hit him in his face!! i was so eksited that i almost threw up (i do that when i get eksited sometimes).
they took bobby to the polise cars and threw him in there. i asked the prinsiple what happened and he said bobby had “ingested alcohol” (i had to google that for the spelling). he said that bobby could go to jail. then i threw up all over the principle. that night when i went home id dint even mind my mom hitting me with her high heels in my head because i took her $10 and her brown drink. it was very worth it.