Wednesday, October 29, 2008

the october update

so its been almost 1 year since i have posted anything... but i kept righting everything even though i didnt keep posting. looking back through my notes in my american gladiator trapper keeper here is what happened so far this year...

  • i got caught trying to steal "budweiser"beer from my neighbors house because tommy told me if i didnt he would lock me in a closet and let bobby swanson in and he said it would be like being attacked by a racoon with rabies in the face
  • i went to juvenile hall for being noty where the kids there made me eat peaces of shoelace and dried ejakulashion
  • before i got out my mom sent tommy back to compton because he tried to have sexual relations with her... mom says he is old for his age (11) \... i think they did it.
  • i graduated the 6th grade and all my new classes in 7th grade are with bobby swanson... i think bobby tells the teachers we are best friends so they put us in the same classes in the next grade
  • once i got in 7th grade i called bobby swansons house and told his family they won a million dollars, they were really happy about it and got so sad when they found out that it wasnt real that bobbys dad got really drunk and tried to shoot the whole family... but the rednek was too poor to buy bullets for his shotgun.. it was on the news, he is in jail now
  • bobby found out it was me and pulled out my two front teeth... he tied a string to them while i was alseep in class then screamed "IM GOING TO RAPE YOU" to wake me up... i have bad memories from my past so my first instinkt was to wake up and run as fast as i can and when i did the other end was tied to the teachers desk and my teeth came flying out in front of the entire class... there was blood everywhere.
  • i still have no new front teeth becuz my mom says the dentist doesnt take food stamps
  • lots more stuff but im getting a little sad (buit not much) talking about all the things that happened to me in the last year so ill update them in future posts.